Identity jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I left my Avatar at home today.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?