
Identity jokes
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Lions = gay pride.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I am Paul Walker.
I’m a paki nonse.
I am no longer anonymous.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."