Identity jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I left my Avatar at home today.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.