Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Identity Jokes
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Read my name.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
