Identity jokes
I’m a paki nonse.
I am no longer anonymous.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.