A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
