why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
im gay
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
