Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
why'd sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
your hairline is so curvy now ice spice has competition
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
why don't mexicans like winter? they're afraid of ice
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
