Ice

Ice jokes

Horniness

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.