What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
