A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
what's a penguin's favourite relative?
Aunt Arctic
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK