Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus

why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

im gay

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone

He got ran over by a bus

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt?

She was on fire.

What did the icicle say to the snow? “Why do you have to be so soft?”

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.

Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?

Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg.” I said “Excuse,me, I didn’t get that?” so he mumbles even louder, “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!” I shook my head and said “I’m sorry, but I still didn’t understand what you said.” Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!”

How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?

The Holocoust

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

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