Ice jokes
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Memes
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.