Ice jokes
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.