Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
