Arctic

Arctic Jokes

Penguin

How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!

Polar Bear

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

Water

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!