Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
what's gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
How do you fix a igloo? With Iglue
whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Its ice to see u
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠