What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.

What is an emoticon’s favorite dessert?

An emochi. (search up mochi)

I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg.” I said “Excuse,me, I didn’t get that?” so he mumbles even louder, “Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!” I shook my head and said “I’m sorry, but I still didn’t understand what you said.” Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!”

How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole

Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck

knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?

The Holocoust

What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ‘‘can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may’’(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn’t change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road

Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.

What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)

stephen hawking, more like ice cream

Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don’t know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?dies Me:At edge of bridge wow sweat view Sanity to live:resurrected Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need… (sponsored by jumping bridges)

I Left a chunk of ice outside during summer that was the first time I heard Icescream

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus

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