Ice jokes
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Memes
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
I like penguins.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What goes inside and comes out wet?