Ice Jokes

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

I like penguins

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”

What is old cold and alone A orphans parents

what do you call a skeleton in the snow? a numb skull

Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice

Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack

Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?

Because they don’t have any pockets.

How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”