Ice jokes
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
I like penguins.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.