Ice jokes
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
I like penguins.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.