Ice

Ice jokes

Green Card

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Memes

Weight

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Titanic

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Adult

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Friend

Antarctica

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

Leaf

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.