Ice Cream

Ice Cream jokes

Sun

  • The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

    Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

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  • Canadian

  • Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!

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  • Gay Man

  • What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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  • Mom

  • POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

    A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.
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  • Friend

  • POV: when your friend scares you, and you acidently throw it in the air and it falls and drops on your head, and you turn and look at your friend that it was there fault like bro it's not that deep fr

    A stylized cartoon block-headed character with axolotl-like fins looking stunned with broken ice cream cones and melting ice cream dripping all over its head and face.
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  • Community talk

  • not me binge watching a show and eating ice cream because telling him to pin me to a wall is wrong😅