Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlour. The man behind the counter asks Michael. Can I help you? Michael exclaims I would like an ice cream? The man behind the counter asks. What flavour? Michael says. It doesn't matter what flavour, I'm gunna fucken drop it anyway.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
scoop pa tun manaa
Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck
knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
