Ice Cream jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.