Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Hyperbole Jokes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
