Hyperbole jokes

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Tried committing suicide last night...

Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.