Hyperbole jokes

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.