Hyperbole jokes

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Tried committing suicide last night...

Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.