Hyperbole jokes
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.