Hyperbole Jokes

Yo mamma

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

MVP

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Mom

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Suicide

Tried committing suicide last night...

Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!

Plane

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!