Hyperbole jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
fr me when I see a kitten across the street
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...