Hyperbole jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
fr me when I see a kitten across the street
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏