Humor
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Jack and Jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy.
Jack got a surprise and bloodshot eyes because Jill gave him a roofie.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Memes
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
your mom
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂