Humor
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.