What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.