Humor
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Memes
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
your mom
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.