Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
