Humor
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.