Humor
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Your (DYM 17).
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.