Humor
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Joe Mama!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Big black ball sacks.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.