Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: Whatโs ligm...
Sensei: ๐
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Gaykelyu
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
These are just plain wrong jokes.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn...and I saw a little boy and he said "hello",so then I past by him and he said "hi" and I was like "hi nigga" and he said "um just wondering sumn..."i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?" And i was like "umm๐ค.. its like ๐ค๐ค...like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up"...and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"...aight nigga peace and look out๐๐
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Oliver savage and dr mummy
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
F1, F2, F3, do you know whatโs after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
