Humor
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.