Humor
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.