Humor
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Memes
Me when the
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Professor Poopypants!!!