Humor
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.