Humor
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Haha