Humor
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
That moment when you poop 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!