Humor
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I am dark humor.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."