Humor
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
That moment when you poop 😂
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Memes
Me when the
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.