Humor
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
POV: you use POV right
Haha
I find bananas very appeeling.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Ligma.
Balls.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!