Humor
That moment when you poop š
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Why canāt an emo have sex?
They canāt make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Memes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: canāt see.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"