Humor
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
"Peppa's ribs."
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
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