Humor
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Memes
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
That moment when you poop 😂
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!