Morbid humor

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • Funeral

    My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

    So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

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  • Water Bill

    My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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  • Raisin

    Why did Ms. Grapes ๐Ÿ‡ want to marry Mr. Grapes ๐Ÿ‡?

    Because she loves raisin kids.

    Meter

    Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

    Iโ€™d really like to meter.

    Day

    I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

    Suicide

    What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

    Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

    Charity

    What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

    They never get old.

    Hooker

    What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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  • Blonde

    Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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  • Sister

    So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.