Memes

Morbid humor

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • Funeral

    My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

    So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

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  • Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Sister

    So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

    Water Bill

    My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

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  • Raisin

    Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

    Because she loves raisin kids.

    Meter

    Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

    I’d really like to meter.

    Day

    I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

    Suicide

    What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

    Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)