Humor
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
It's not a joke.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!