How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.