Humor
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.