Humor
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Banana joke?