In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
