Humor
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
All these jokes are all plane.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Just laugh.
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Why did the joke cross the street?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.