Humor
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Hope this is good!
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.