It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
look in the mirror there's a joke for you
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
