Guy

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Memes

    Comic

    Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

    Fetus

    Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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  • Baby

    What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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  • Tomato

    Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?

    Because they can’t ketchup.

    Chuck Norris

    Sonic can run around the world in a second.

    In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

    Orphanage

    So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

    Man

    I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

    What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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  • Zombie

    Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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  • Slap

    The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

    Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

    So the Pope slapped him.

    Abortion

    Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?

    Dad: Ask your sister.

    Daughter: But I don't have a sister.

    Dad: Exactly.

    Interaction

    Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

    Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”