When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I put the sexy in dyslexia
*Im an orphan. lol
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
