Humor
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?