kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction
