Humor
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.