Humor Jokes

What do you call a alligator that cant geg hard. A reptile disfunction

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified

What's the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.

I tried to get my bloood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.