Humor

These are all racist. 😂

When does a skeleton laugh?

When someone tickles his funny bone!

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

What is a blind person's favorite color?

Black.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?

You can’t abuse an alligator.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?

Panera Bread.

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.