Humor

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

My grandfather had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

"Don't worry! Life goes on."

"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!

Q: What has two wings and a halo?

A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?

CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.