Humor
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Guys, am I funny?
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."