Humor
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Farts.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.