Humor

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Q: What is 9 + 11?

A: 9/11

Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?

A: Jew-Osco

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.