One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

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  • Girl: I’m so in love with you!

    Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

    Girl: What’s the ijk?

    Boy: I’m just kidding.

    What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

    They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

    Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

    What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

    ⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

    What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat