What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.