How to Stop a Crawling Baby

The joke plays on the idea of taking a practical problem (a baby crawling in circles) and solving it with an absurdly violent and disturbing action (nailing the baby's hand to the floor). The humor comes from the shock value and the dark, unexpected twist.

• Baby
• Circle
• Parent
• Hand
• Child
• Stop

• How do you get a baby to stop crying? Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
• How do you stop a baby from drowning? -Lift up your foot.
• What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor? Ripping it off with a kick!
• How do you make a baby cry? You punch it in the face.