How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
How to Stop a Crawling Baby
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The joke plays on the idea of taking a practical problem (a baby crawling in circles) and solving it with an absurdly violent and disturbing action (nailing the baby's hand to the floor). The humor comes from the shock value and the dark, unexpected twist.
shaking my head
WTF ITS A BABY YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!