Humor
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Funny.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"