Humor
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol