Humor

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

Where do ducks poop out of?

From their buttquack.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?