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My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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    • How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.

    There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

    Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

    Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

    Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

    There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

    This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

    His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

    Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."

    England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."

    Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."

    I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

    Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.