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Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

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    • So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

    Teacher: What’s the closest planet?

    Kids yell: Sun.

    Except for one.

    Other kid: Uranus.

    Teacher: Uranus?

    Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.

    Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

    Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

    My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

    Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

    What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

    Hey guys, how was your day?

    If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

    I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

    Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

    Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

    When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.

    What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

    One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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    • How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

    Two, one for her and one for the baby.