Humor
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
RIP Candace.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.