Humor
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
My fucking life, cya.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Don't crack this joke up!
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.