How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Humor
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Worst joke.
Stop the orphan jokes!
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Stop making the jokes!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
