Humor
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
went (DYM 134).
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.