Humor
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.