Humor
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"