Hows jokes

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

How do you scare a bee?

Boo-bee!

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.