Hows jokes
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.