Hows jokes
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Memes
Relatable
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.