Hows jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Memes
FOR REAL
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.