Hows jokes
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
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How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."