Hows jokes
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Im so special
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.