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Hows jokes

Adoption

    • Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

    Dad: Well, how do you know?

    Son: I found the adoption papers.

    Dad: That is for your mum.

    If you know, you know.

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    • Loneliness

    • It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

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    • Hows memes

    Marriage

    • Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

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    • Orphan

    • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

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    • Hand Job

    • I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.

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    • Child

    • How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

    Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

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    • Blind

    • At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

    On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

    “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

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