Hows jokes
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"