Hows jokes
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!