Hows jokes

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

...

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

You know how Joe Biden is happy?

When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.