Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
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How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
I left Iran guess how. I RAN
How do you scare a bee?
BooBee
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
How come an orphan cant work for SC Johnson?
because it's a family company.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
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How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
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How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
