Hows

Hows jokes

Brojob

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Time

How to make time fly?

Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.

Diet

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

Lightbulb

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

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  • Memes

    Kid

    Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

    A: Wave at him.

    Metoo

    How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.

    Owl

    The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    Because they don't know how to hit a home run.

    Smoking

    How is smoking similar to oral sex?

    The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

    Escape

    Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

    Astronaut

    How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

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  • Bottle

    Africa

    I found out how to gain millions of followers.

    Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

    Rape

    A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

    After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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  • Pizza

    Wood fired pizza?

    How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

    Please drop a like.

    Idiot

    Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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