Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Hows Jokes
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
