Hows jokes
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
How to write a joke?
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.