how do you get an emo kid to jump
a bridge
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
