Hows jokes
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How was your day, Freshfry?
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.