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Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.