Hows jokes
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
How to write a joke?
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!