Hows jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!