Hows jokes

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

How cool is NASA?

Not cool at all.

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

How many feet are in feet?

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

How do you saw an apple with no mouth?

A P P L E

How does water say hi?

It waves.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Hi, how are you today?