Hows jokes
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
How many feet are in feet?
How does water say hi?
It waves.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Hi, how are you today?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.