Hows jokes
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Memes
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How was your day, Freshfry?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.