Hows jokes
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑