Hows jokes
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.