Hows jokes
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.