Hows jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)