How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Q. How many cops does it take to Put in a light bulb.A. Non they just beet the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
