Hows jokes
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!