Hows jokes
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Memes
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!