Hows jokes
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
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How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
How many feet are in feet?