Hows jokes
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.