Hows jokes
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Memes
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.