Hows jokes
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Hi, how are you today?
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
How many feet are in feet?
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Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.