Hows jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Memes
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How was your day, Freshfry?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?